Sometimes when I open my mouth, my mother comes out.
Being a Stay At Home Mom: Half the time I feel like I'm running an Insane Asylum, the other half I feel like I belong in one.
All these moms are on pinterest, making their own soap and dinosaur shaped treats, and I'm all like: "I took a shower and kept the kids alive!"
By the time a woman realizes that her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
You know you are a stay at home mom when the most exciting thing of your day is seeing the bottom of the laundry basket.