Posts tagged #Funny

Tacos

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Thank god I don’t have to hunt for food, I don’t even know where Tacos live…

Posted on March 1, 2019 and filed under Quotes.



Actively Waiting

It may look like I'm  not doing anything but I'm actively waiting for all my problems to go away.

 
Posted on April 28, 2014 and filed under Quotes.



Coupons

Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza.

 
Posted on April 25, 2014 and filed under Quotes.



Sleeping Around

The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.

 
Posted on April 25, 2014 and filed under Quotes.



Funny Quote

I cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.

 
Posted on April 19, 2014 and filed under Quotes.