Posts tagged #Children

Insane Asylum

Being a Stay At Home Mom: Half the time I feel like I'm running an Insane Asylum, the other half I feel like I belong in one.

 
Posted on April 14, 2014 and filed under Quotes.



Mommy Quote

All these moms are on pinterest, making their own soap and dinosaur shaped treats, and I'm all like: "I took a shower and kept the kids alive!"

 
Posted on April 13, 2014 and filed under Quotes.



Child Proof

I child-proofed my house, but they still manage to get in!

 
Posted on April 12, 2014 and filed under Quotes.



Sleep Like A Baby

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. ~Leo Burke

 
Posted on April 11, 2014 and filed under Quotes.



Mother And Daughters

By the time a woman realizes that her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

 
Posted on April 9, 2014 and filed under Quotes.